Aaaaaaaand here’s the second half of all of the Polypacked ads! 

Again, prompting closes on February 17th.

Ad # 12

Medium: Fic 

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: R 

Preferred pairings: Anything involving John is what I like to write best, because he’s just so much fun to write (hehehe). 

Pairings or characters you do not want: I would prefer not to split up Tavros/Gamzee matespriteship if that’s all right. :) 

Kinks: I like fluff quite a lot, because it makes me feel all gooey inside. ^^ That said, I could try my hand at darker things if that’s what anyone prefers, hehe, really, I’ll just be doing my best with whatever’s prompted. :) 

Squicks: Um, if it’s all right, I’d rather not write about fluids that are not blood, tears, or the orgasmic sort, and I’d prefer prompted antics to be consensual. :)

Ad # 13

Medium: Fic

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: To save you all the embarrassment of watching me try to write The Full Sex, let’s go with a light R. 

Preferred pairings: Unfortunately (or fortunately?) for you all I have had lots of OT3 feelings lately. Dave/Terezi/Karkat currently tops the list, as does John/Terezi/Karkat, Jade/Terezi/Dave, and Rose/Kanaya/Eridan. I am absolutely dying to write Dave/Rose/Karkat (ship name is Emotional Problems you heard it here first) so please give me an excuse to do that. 

As you can probably tell, I’ll write anything with Dave, Terezi, Karkat, or Rose. Rose is basically thirteen year old me, Dave’s weird denial about his total infatuation with everyone around him hits a beautiful chord with me, and Karkat is my special tearful baby and self-hating palhoncho. ALSO DIRK/ROXY/JANE/JAKE y/y??? WV/PM/AR is similarly adorable and beautiful. 

Pairings or characters you do not want: I’m pretty rubbish at Tavros, any Gamzee or Eridan I write is going to come out dark as fuq (though I am totally cool writing them in that sort of context) and I’d ask that you don’t ask me to write Stridercest (though Dersecest and Prospitcest are totally cool.) 

I’m probably not familiar enough with the Midnight Crew and the Felt to write anything with them. 

Kinks: On the fluff side: I love writing domesticity, how the couples got together in the first place, amusing shenanigans, Dave being awkward in whatever pairing he’s in, Rose accidentally exposing her feelings through her wizard slash, people co-editing Rose’s wizard slash, etc. 

On the dark side: my most beloved characters are the sad children club, so angst angst angst. Fucked-up is good. Co-dependent is good, unhealthy relationships are interesting to write. Sad people trying to find some solace together by crying softly in dark corners of the Veil is good. Especially if Karkat is doing the crying. Hurt/comfort, sad eulogizing by Rose, Rose’s wizard slash exposing how sad and horrible everything is, etc. 

I am also, though I realize that most threesomes we’re looking at here are going to be of the <3 variety, a huge fan of writing pale relationships. I am maybe dying a little to write some pale sexy stuff. Oh man, all that polypale hair stroking and feelings jams. SO SC4N4LOUS.

Also please note Terezi always tops. 

No, no. Always. 

Squicks: The Everyone Is The Same But in High School/College AU is relentlessly boring as a starting point to me unless there’s a twist (see: marchingstuck, Strider’s Edge.) 

Pairings with huge age differences between characters are something I’d prefer not to writer (see re: Stridercest, but also pairings like Beta!Mom/John, etc).

Ad # 14

Medium: Mainly an artist, but I also write! I might even make a gif or too, which I guess falls under art.

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: All the ratings, all of them. (G - NC-17)

Preferred pairings: My absolute favorite most presh baby is Equius so pretty much anything with him in it is swell. Gamzee and Tav are other favorites, as are Rose, Dave, Jane, Roxy, and Dirk (But I love pretty much everyone shh).

Ultimately however, I will probably write/draw most pairings, especially if Equius, Gamzee, or Tav is involved. I’d also really like to get a feel for femslash in this fandom too, so feel free to throw almost any femslash threesome my way, I’d love to do them! But basically, if it’s not listed on the pairings I won’t do, chances are I’ll probably do it, so don’t be afraid to ask.

My OTPs, though, are; Gamzee/Equius, Gamz/Eq/Tav, Karkat/Equius, Dirk/Eq, Eridan/Sollux, Gamzee <3< Dave, Gam/Tav, Tavros/Dave, Roxy/Jane, Dirk/Jake, possibly EridanRoxy, and Grand Highblood/Darkleer. I know most of those are only 2-person pairings, so PLEASE feel free to add a third wildcard character to any one of them, or to mix and match and multiply as you see fit, or send me pairings/characters that weren’t even listed. c: I really wanna try something new with poly pairings, so I’m really open minded to adding a third (or fourth etc) partner to any of those.

Pairings or characters you do not want: Nepeta <3 Equius, Equius <3/<3< Aradia, Eridan/Fef, Vriska/Tavros, Dave/Bro, Dave/Rose, DadJohn, John/Jade, Bec Noir/Anyone. No offense, those just aren’t my cup of tea. ;v;

Kinks: Seeing as I’m such an Equius fan, I’m unsurprisingly fond of BDSM, especially with a happy/eager sub, ESPECIALLY when coupled with a loving dom (or doms!). Most of the time. I can also dig a more harsh dom, but the most important part for me in ANY BDSM scenario is consent and the sub wanting it. In fact, I really should just give ‘consent’ it’s own little mention here because I absolutely love it, BDSM or no. Even if the relationship is a bit weird and off-kilter (another thing I enjoy), consent is a must when it comes to sex.

I also enjoy fighting, bloody noses, bruises, etc.; These can either be from consensual fighting/beatings, or between enemies, or what have you. Basically, violence is okay with me.

Other kinks include; Frot, oral, thigh-fucking, double-penetration, tribaldism, sex toys, pegging, bondage, CASUAL bondage, body mods (piercings, tats, etc), nipple play, body worship, dry-humpin’, and size kink (no that doesnt mean dick size). If I’m doing a m/m/f pairing, I’d prefer for the girl to be a spectator, if it’s porn. Otherwise, I’m pretty open minded when it comes to kinks!

Also, since I know this is a polarizing topic; Feel free to tell me what kind of genitals you want on the trolls, otherwise I’ll default to my personal headcanons (boys have bulges and nooks; Girls have nooks and large clits. OR tentacles for everybody) or leave the genitals vague. I’m fine with them having pretty much anything, even typical human anatomy, so don’t be shy in telling me what you want should you request trolls. S’all good.

As for non-sex things, I’m fine with AUs, I enjoy a good build-up in most cases (if it’s fic), and I uuusually like to keep things light-hearted or in good humor, even if it’s grizzly or on the darker side of things, though I can easily switch to a darker tone if need be. Cute stuff is a lot of fun too and I enjoy it.

Squicks: Despite my thing for violence, I am not into rape/abuse at all. I also won’t do incest, or adult/kid pairings. I also, and this one might sound odd, won’t write a male/female sex scenes; It’s nothing against het! I’ll write het, but I can’t do het sex scenes due to certain psychological reasons (pegging is a different story tho). :c Sorry! Oh, and I’m not particularly fond of the ‘whipped cream and chocolate sexy food times’ trope. Also, no scat or lactation, please.

Ad # 15

Medium: fic/art

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: I won’t say no to anything, but the likelihood of getting porn out of me is extremely low.

Preferred pairings: please feel free to group any three or more characters into moirallegiance and i will make it work. In terms of concupiscent or human standard romance: Karkat/Sollux/Terezi (at top because it is my favourite), John/Rose/Jade/Dave, Jake/Dirk/Roxy/Jade, Mom/Dad/Bro, Spades Slick/Diamonds Droog/Snowman, Jade/Nepeta/Terezi, Roxy/Nepeta/Terezi, Jake/Dirk/Equius, Aradia/Vriska/Feferi (especially blackrom), Karkat/Sollux/Aradia, Karkat/Terezi/Vriska, Signless/Disciple/Psiioniic. 

Pairings or characters you do not want: Not a huge fan of writing romantic/concupiscent het pairings (gotta have three or more, and the exception is Vriska/John). Specifically: Feferi<3Eridan, Jake/Jane, Vriska/Tavros (unless you have a good fucked up moirails prompt), Dave/Jade, John/Rose. Also: Bro (aka Dirk)/Dave, Dad/John, Doc Scratch in general, Eridan/Sollux

Kinks: I am all about the AU, pile it on. Also, dark stuff, depressing stuff, death and separation and dysfunctional relationships, seriously. I particularly love really unhealthy codependent relationships or poorly balanced power dynamics, constant arguments, physical violence (but recognised as abuse and/or mutual! that’s important). i love stories dealing with PTSD. unresolved sexual/romantic tension. i also love non-sexual and/or non-romantic stuff as well, for that all of the above. also SURROGATE FAMILIES. or canonically dysfunctional families being dysfunctional. in terms of non-narrative kinks i really love D/s, people getting shoved against vertical surfaces, more physical violence, someone having previously been injured. fancy dress. having to conceal their involvement or in turn being sexual/romantic/involved in public without people noticing. dub-con in which the dubiousness is inadvertent or mutual (a character purposefully gets drunk so as not to have to take responsibility for what they agree to, all concerned characters get into something without actually wanting to as part of a blackrom situation, a character thinks that the other(s) aren’t completely consenting when in reality they are, etc)

Squicks: Humiliation. Things involving having genetic children. (surrogate kids/parents i am ALL OVER.) Canon families that aren’t the Egberts/Crockers being functional. pregnancy (being the focus of the fic/art). i guess i’m not into things like vore, non-con (or situations that aren’t outlined in dub-con, use your judgement i guess? if i’m not down i’ll either ignore it or just not take the prompt), copious fluff (unless disguised as tragedy or humour, or an art prompt)… that sounds about it to be honest.

(GOOD GRIEF WHAT A LOT OF CAVEATS)

Ad # 16

Medium: Art! Sometimes comics! Although I must admit, I would totally love to try and make a decorative cake for an OT3 somehow.

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: I guess R? But I’ve never drawn much over-PG-13 stuff, so it might not be very good, but I’m totally willing to try!

Preferred pairings: A… lot…..

Aradia/Feferi/Sollux

Bro/Dad/Mom

Dave/Jade/John/Rose

Dave/Jade/Karkat/Terezi

Dave/John/Karkat

Dave/Karkat/Terezi

Dave/Rose/Terezi

Equius/Jade/Nepeta

Equius/Karkat/Nepeta

Eridan/Kanaya/Rose

Feferi/Jade/Sollux

Feferi/Karkat/Sollux

Gamzee/Karkat/Terezi

Gamzee/Karkat/Sollux

Jade/John/Karkat

Jade/Kanaya/Rose

Jade/Nepeta/Terezi

John/Karkat/Sollux

John/Karkat/Terezi

John/Karkat/Terezi/Vriska

John/Karkat/Vriska

Karkat/Sollux/Terezi

And pretty much anything with Karkat in it, honestly? But I can also probably get behind any combination of the beta kids, alpha kids, and/or trolls!

(OT16 forever)

Pairings or characters you do not want: Anything with the beta kids and their guardians together? (The alpha kids are cool though!!)

Kinks: AUs are the best, I love all of them. Crossovers, bloodswaps, speciesswaps, genderswaps, all of them, seriously. I like terrible clichés, and angst of any level of ridiculousness. Oh, and I like crossdressing and awful lot! OH AND MOIRALLEGIANCE! Moirallegiance is my favourite quadrant.

Squicks: Character death? I can’t really think of any that would really come up… I guess cheating? I’m good with most stuff!

Medium: fic

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: Anything! I’m fine from general to explicit porn.

Preferred pairings: I like any rare, but workable pairings (particularly when two characters have one other person in common). For example: Feferi/Jade/Kanaya, Dave/Tavros/Gamzee, John/Sollux/Karkat, Rose/Aradia/Terezi/Kanaya. I also really like pairings with robots… Karkat/Equius/Robokarkat, Dirk/Brobot/Jake, Aradiabot/Vriska/Terezi and uh… any kind of robots are good, even made up ones… yeah.

Pairings or characters you do not want: I would like to work with uncommon pairings for this challenge, so maybe no Jade/Rose/Kanaya, Karkat/Dave/John or the beta kids 4some. I would prefer if the pairings have a tiny scrap of canon material to go off of, but that’s not crucial! They don’t need to have met, but a single pesterlog or parallels would be awesome.

Kinks: I love domesticity, either cheerful or dysfunctional and I am completely down with AUs of any kind, including post-sburb ones. I like adventure, slice-of-life scenes, and plots in visually interesting settings. I prefer a little plot to go with the porn; give me a reason why they should be getting down with each other! If you do go with a porn prompt; I’m cool with consensual D/s, foreplay, light bondage, dirty talk, magical-powers-play, bloodplay, topping from the bottom, and quadrant-flipping.

Squicks: The situations don’t have to be happy, but I do prefer them to be consensual all around. Scat, watersports, hardcore bondage, pregnancy, and rape aren’t really my cups of tea! I’m okay with gore, as long as it makes sense with the plot and has a purpose. I prefer the characters to be sort of equally balanced (so one character isn’t more “powerful” than the other, I guess?). Also, I would prefer to avoid writing some characters as submissive (ex. Tavros, Jade, John, Aradia, Feferi, etc. I like them as cheerfully dominant, haha!).

Medium: Fic

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: NC-17

Preferred pairings:

Highly specific:

- Equius/Dave/Nepeta/Jade. A roving herd of feral children flipping social expectations turnways. Triads from this grouping are also ace.

- WV/PM/AR …with the optional extra of some manner of alternate universe (with less slaughter involved, for example) where PM also doms SS and WV and AR are a-okay with it

- Tavros/Karkat/Gamzee, all diamonds, maybe all hearts.

- Sollux/Feferi/Equius/Aradia. I keep imagining them forming a little revolutionary cell in a no-Sgrub AU.

- Karkat ♠ Sollux ♥ Feferi, but still OT3 style

- Vriska/Jade/John

- Gamzee ♠ Dave ♥ Terezi: a mess

- Mom/Bro/Dad

General: That list could have any number of ships with Gamzee, Vriska, or Rose tossed in the mix and they would probably be something I’d like to tackle. (Wow Gamzee/Vriska/Rose would be excellent.) (See?) Tavros and Nepeta are also good bets. Crack pairings and quadrants are fun.

Pairings or characters you do not want: Doc Scratch, the Felt aside from Snowman, Lord English, the animals, ancestors - except Dolorosa, Disciple, Sufferer, Darkleer, maybe Handmaid - Beta Kids OT4, ashen Kanaya/Vriska/Tavros, kid/guardian, OT3-4 permutations in Sollux/Dave/John/Karkat and Feferi/Nepeta/Jade/Aradia.

Kinks: gratuitous cuddles and other nonsexual intimacies, playing with superpowers, UST, terrible things that are also hilarious and possibly everyday, AUs (canon-based slightly preferred).

Squicks: body fluid-play except bloodplay with Karkat, rape/non-con (fine with dubcon of the kind where everybody’s compromised), hardcore gore, scat, spanking, humiliation, feelings transcend quadrants, lots of quadrantflipping (except where it’s canon).

Medium: Fic

Highest Rating You’re Willing To Work With: I’ll do literally anything, from G to NC-17! I am not shy about writing porn but I totally dig adorable/awesome non-pornstuffs.

Preferred pairings: Anything with the kids! Beta and Alpha ot4 are great, Three Years on the Yellow Yard is great, Davesprite and Roxy are my favorite characters and Dave/John in any capacity is fantastic. I also like John/Karkat, Jane/Roxy, Jade/Feferi, and Dave/Rose, also in any configuration.

Pairings or characters you do not want: I don’t mind the trolls, but I’d prefer my work be kid-centric and focus more on polyamory than a quadrant clusterfuck.

Kinks: I’m fond of domesticity, dorks, awkward fumbling, and super dramatic confessions of love. I also really like writing pesterlogs! I love AUs (and i have a huge weak spot for superheroes and urban fantasy in particular, hint hint), but I am absolutely ok with canon-esque settings (e.g. Three Years). I like pleasure spiked with pain, which doesn’t necessarily mean h/c but means that I like some complications in with my idealistic romance. i also totally dig plot twists.

I like it when one character has feelings for another (or in this case, multiple) and then they get drunk and Do It and make hazy drunken confessions and think they’ll regret it in the morning but nope everything is peaches and cherry pie. Yup. If you do include the trolls (or the alpha!kids with troll anatomy, hint hint) I’m a big fan of xeno. :D

Squicks: I am more than ok with paradox incest (dave/rose hell yes), but throwing guardian/kid incest in and things start getting a little shaky, mostly due to the age/power dynamic difference though; i prefer my ships to stand on equal ground. I also think non-con interferes with the whole fluffy-polyamory thing, but dubcon is fine. I’d prefer to avoid a humanstuck AU because that tends to make things a little less interesting in my experience. A little angst is fine, but too much angst and/or Alpha sadstuck makes me wonder why I’m bothering to read in the first place— I like happy endings!

Medium: fic

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: R

Preferred pairings: Okay, first off, I am wholly smitten with the alpha kids. There are too many feelings and tensions and I want to just lock them all in a room together with a big blinky sign that goes NOW KISS. Moving on, Disciple/Sufferer/Psionic is also great – think about it. You have your truest love by your right side, and the guy who became a fucking battleship for you by your left (NOW KISS). Any femslash threesome is great, Feferi/Sollux/Aradia is great, Jade/Karkat/John is great, and I’m tentatively throwing John/Karkat/Dave in too and I don’t care how much of a horribad yaoibrat that makes me. Lastly, Dave/Equius/Jade has been my secret crack for like ever. (Though not so secret if you frequent the anon meme, I guess. HI GUYS.) P.S. Stack any of these things up like Voltron.

Pairings or characters you do not want: Well, if you’re going to request an alpha!OT3 instead of OT4, I really prefer that Roxy be involved, because I’d feel like mega shit about leaving her out. :( Also, I shy away from arrangements that are screwed up in canon – Equius/Aradia, Vriska/Tavros, Eridan/Feferi, Mindfang/Dolorosa, Condesce/Psionic – in any permutation. I will not write Eridan, Gamzee, or Tavros ships in general, nor any Equius ship that’s not listed above. Lastly, I’d ideally like to avoid anything incorporating John/Vriska, John/Rose or Karkat/Terezi, because I have been made to feel rather unwelcome in that particular fandom sandbox and prefer to avoid stepping on toes.

Kinks: Well, mostly, my big thematic kick is pairings (or friendships) enduring extreme pressure from forces outside the relationship and being strengthened by them. Tempering love in the fires of suffering, as it were. I don’t dig intra-relationship conflict as much as that… (Granted, I’ll still write it for the sake of a good story.) I enjoy writing really gory-ass shit? Not because gore is particularly my kink, but because I enjoy the emotional tension associated with pain and torture and violence. I get a real kick out of certain types of AUs – medieval fantasy type stuff and slave AUs. As far as porns go… I really love people being blindfolded, because I love the sense of vulnerability associated with loss of sight, and the intimacy of heightened hearing and touch. Oh, and I like cuddles.

Squicks: OK, well, if you really want porns, you should know that I have this righteous stick up my ass re: penetrative forms of intercourse, and will generally avoid them – that includes penis-centric oral, for the record – in relationships that are 100% consensual with no major power differentials (wow that is a lot of qualifiers). And I don’t like scat or pee stuff. Outside that… I guess my only real squick is People Who Are Vague In Their Prompts? I tend to freeze up on things unless I have specific guidelines to work with! I want to write something that’s good for YOU :)

Medium: i write and occasionally work in artistic mediums (mostly traditional/3D stuff) as the muse strikes me

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: NC-17 awwyeah

Preferred pairings: 

everyone/everyone

kanaya/rose/dave/jade (and permutations thereof - rose/dave/jade, jade/kanaya/rose) (the more domestic the better)

rose/kanaya/vriska (with blackrom involved)

john/karkat/terezi

karkat/terezi/dave

equius/nepeta/jade

bro/mom/dad

roxy/dirk/jake

karkat/terezi/sollux

kanaya/karkat/gamzee (pale)

Pairings or characters you do not want: i’m not hugely fond of equius, tavros, eridan, or gamzee, but will accept anything.

Kinks: Anything and everything, but I love fluff, domesticity, and asexual romance. I’m also fond of trans* character headcanons, if you feel moved to write those!! Porn-wise: bondage, D/s, oral sex, group sex, dirty talk.

Squicks: BDSM or painplay, consent issues, anything guro or gore (a small amount of bloodplay is okay).

Medium: Fic.

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: Absolutely anything. My AO3 is already stuffed with porn.

Preferred pairings: My absolute favourites are:

Vriska♥Kanaya♥Rose♠Vriska

Terezi♥/♠Vriska♠Aradia

Vriska♥Jade♥Kanaya

Vriska♥Jade♥Kanaya♥Rose 

Vriska♥Mindfang♠Redglare♥Terezi♥/♠Vriska (or any combination of the three). 

Of course, the quadrants can be flipped around in most of the above, depending on the prompts! I really like polyships where there’s a variety of quadrants involve, though, to see how everything balances out. Beyond that, I’m happy to write more or less any combination of the above, providing any set scenario gives me enough to work with. 

Pairings or characters you do not want: I don’t mind including any of the boys in the background, but I don’t feel I have a particularly good grasp on any of them. Just ladyships for me, thank you!

Kinks: I like bouncing between the extremes of domestic fluff, everyone-gets-a-good-end type works, and much darker fics, oh-they-were-all-dead-all-along. (If I’m being completely honest, the latter tend to come out far more easily for me.) I especially like writing fics in post-game scenarios, whereby everyone is a) older and b) settling into what they’ve created, while c) dealing what they’ve been through. I also absolutely adore AUs, from versions of Alternia where Sgrub was never played to all the trolls being human and attending university. Species swap! Bloodswap! Go for it.

In porn (and out of it), I’m all for mindgames. Hatesex is always a plus, as well as impromptu sex in unorthodox places, fighting for control, topping from the bottom, bondage, two(+) participants paying particular attention to one person. Or voyeurism. This seems like a good challenge for terrible voyeurism.

Short version: let me write about cute girls cuddling under the blankets, or screwing each other senseless.

Squicks: No rape or bulges, please.

Medium: fic

Highest rating you’re willing to work with: NC-17/Explicit 

Preferred pairings: I want all the kids to kiss. Wait, wait, I worry what you just read was, “I want a lot of the kids to kiss.” What I said was, “I want all the kids to kiss.” All of them. Yes, that includes the Beta kids and Alpha kids crossing over with each other. Yes, that includes Davesprite and Jadesprite. Yes, that included Brobot and the Auto-Responder as well. I don’t care. Human/Sprite/Robot, it’s all good. Incest is fine as well. If you must split them up, I like Alpha OT4, Beta OT4, and Jade/John/Davesprite the best, I guess. But I hate to play favorites. With the trolls, I like Nepeta and Equius or Nepeta and Terezi with a third person. Not super into the carapaces in a sexy way, but I’m cool with fluff for them. AR/PM/WV is my exile grouping of choice. 

Pairings or characters you do not want: Nothing involving Gamzee or Tavros, please. I’m not really a fan of Terezi, Kanaya, or Vriska paired with guys either. I’m not very good at writing Karkat but if it’s a really good prompt I’ll give him a shot. 

Kinks: All of them! Joking, of course, but I do have a wide variety of kinks and try to find what’s hot about just about anything. I enjoy xeno for the trolls a lot, as well as wacky robot and sprite junk. I love artificial intelligences and the sexual possibilities there of. Also incest including selfcest. Making out with an older alternate universe version of yourself? Super hot. As far as narratives go I like to write simple situations. I’m not good at “what a twist!” sort of things. I vary greatly in tone but try to keep to a straight forward story. I prefer my poly relationships to be consensual and work out in the end. Even though I enjoy darkfic, I’d prefer upbeat prompts, not pure fluff free from conflict but tending towards optimistic with big cuddly endings. 

Squicks: I don’t really like all human AUs, I prefer trolls to be trolls. Otherwise I love Aus. Scat, urine, and vomit are turn offs. Negotiated BDSM with an emphasis on ritual or it being 24/7 isn’t interesting to me, nor are public sex clubs. Stories that focus on disability or depression hit too close to home for me to write comfortably so none of those, please.